just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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