Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Green mimosas i think yes
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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