these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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