So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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