This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fuck appropriateness.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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