I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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