Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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