I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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