In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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