Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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