normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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