It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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