The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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