Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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