but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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