Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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