I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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