Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
