That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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