I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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