I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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