walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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