I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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