But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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