How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
