is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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