So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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