Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
