the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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