I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Drake has all the answers
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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