How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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