ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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