And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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