i jhust puked up my retainher.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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