perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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