That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm always down for nudity.
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