hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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