seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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