We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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