i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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