The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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