this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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