There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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