drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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