I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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