my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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