Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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