She's JV to your varsity
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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