I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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