so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Success! We fucked roommates!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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